At Everyone is Gay, Kristin (right) and Dannielle (left) are girls who like girls who give advice to those who are confused about sexuality, gender-identity, dating, falling in love, or even dressing up like Super Woman. Here on CherryGRRL, these two adorable and brilliant ladies are sharing some of that wonderfully witty advice with our readers, monthly, via this column: The Everyone is Gay Advice Corner with Kristin + Dannielle.
This month Kristin and Dannielle chose 2 reader questions submitted to their site to highlight here on CG. For more Everyone is Gay content and advice visit: http://everyoneisgay.com.
Q: How do I tell the lady who does my Brazilian wax I’m a lesbian? Every time I go see her she asks me mid wax, face in my area: “so do you have a boyfriend yet?!” I don’t really know how to tell her I’ll never have one, Help?!
-Question submitted by Anonymous
Now this sh*t is funny.
You should probably ask her out on a date when her head is between your legs.
Orrrrrr you should say “actually I date ladies” and when she peaks up at you from betwixt your legs wink at her with one of those full face winks. You know the wink where you open your whole mouth and tilt your head down with one eye closed.
Orrrr you could also not say anything bc like, how close are you guys really? You know?
Listen, can we talk for a few seconds about how people should not be asking you about your love life whilst ripping small hairs out of your vaginaplace???!
I feel like this should just be standard vaginaplace etiquette.
Now that we’ve covered proper etiquette, let’s deal with how to handle this nosy waxer. I agree with Dannielle. Why this bitch be up in your grill?! The lady who tugs your hairs doesn’t need to know who you bone if you don’t want her to, okay? If you feel like being honest, just say it and make it REALLY AWKWARD so that it’s REALLY FUNNY, which is what I do with everything in life…and if you don’t want to deal with it, just scream really really loudly every time she asks you about boyfriends, even though she hasn’t even put the wax on you yet.
She’ll get the idea.
(Question # 2 on next page!)