Apparently, many Biebians — that is, lesbians who look like Justin Bieber — are not screaming “baby, baby, baby, oooooooooohhhh” about the Bieb’s new hairdo. Biebian Blog Master, Dannielle Owens-Reid (pictured left) (who head’s the LWLLJB website and contributes to our very own CG) told AOL News that zero-many lesbos have submitted photos with hair in the new style: “I get submissions every single day. Since he cut his hair, that hasn’t changed. But I’m still getting the same amount of pictures of girls with the swoopy Justin Bieber hair, not the new style. It’s like everyone wants to ignore the new cut, just like everyone wants to ignore the fact that he’s dating Selena Gomez. It’s one of those ‘say it ain’t so’ moments….”
This cutie patootie dykelet also claims that she might have to start an online petition for the Biebs to regrow his hair if she gets no new submissions. Alas and alack, what will happen to the LWLLJB website! That said, she seems to be indifferent to the ‘do itself, saying: “The haircut isn’t all that drastic. He still looks like himself, and lesbians still look like Justin Bieber. That’s not going to change….. Lesbians love dressing like teenage boys. Justin is adorable, and now that he’s been around for a while, I think people are proud to look like him. It’s not an insult, it’s an honor.”
Ok, did Dani just say lesbians mimic teenage boys? Now I have a few questions: first, isn’t it the other way around? This past weekend, was Miley’s channeling a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber? or Bieber himself? The chicken, or the egg?